faebee:

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

(Source: asapscience, via thebootydiaries)

yourfavelovesyouunconditionally:

Samus Aran from Metroid loves you unconditionally!!

wang-fire:

May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck

(via bakamura-eijun)

tomellis:

“He pressed his face into the fabric and breathed in slowly through his mouth and nose, hoping for the faintest smoke and mountain sage and salty sweet stink of Jack but there was no real scent, only the memory of it, the imagined power of Brokeback Mountain of which nothing was left but what he held in his hands.”
― Annie Proulx, Brokeback Mountain

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pinkluver:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhtv-P6HJZL/

(via candeefloss)

xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

• he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
• it’s tommy wiseau

• there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
  

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suppermariobroth:

Promotional photos featuring Luigi guiding children to McDonald’s, from the 2014 Mario Kart 8 Happy Meal campaign.
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jasper-rolls:

hungwy:

hungwy:

In my mind I’m constantly doing yoshi’s down+b noise

BRRRRING HÆH

posts that make you go brrrring hæh

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